My dream to become a professional blogger.

When I was 3 years old I picked up my first pen I said from that day I will do my very best to become the no1 blogger, that’s all bollocks I work in a call centre and live in a maisonette I threw my life down the shitter when I was a kid, so now I’m trying to make up for it and hopefully along the way I get many views and all the top the companies will wanna advertise on here so  I can retire so please go along with it.

I’m 33 years old. Infact who am I kidding it’s my birthday in 2 months time so let’s just say I’m 34 now so I don’t have to go back and edit it, I’m already editing all the spelling mistakes and the piss poor grammar, I really should have listened to my teachers instead of thinking it was cool to steal sandwiches from the school canteen or get a kid to sell his free food token for half the price or just steal that too (just jokes I’m not that cruel). Anyway, let’s get back on track.

So this blog is all about the shitty day to day stuff that we can all relate to eg. Hey Love where you wanna eat tonight? Dunno you decide. Ok, Five Guys!!! No I’m not bothered about that. God give me fuckin strength. So instead of getting wound up with my other half, my mates or colleagues I thought I would rant on this, just like now every fuckin word I type I’m getting a red error to say how thick I am at spelling. Now I feel down because I’m getting mugged off from the laptop I spent a fortune on I go and put a pizza in and eat the whole bloody thing to end up like a Fat Stickman why doesn’t the fat go to my arms or legs so I am fat all over.

Anyway, I hope you can start liking this page and I hope we can start this journey together and have a laugh along the way, I really can’t wait to blog about food just to piss people off that am taking photos of my well constructed Big Mac. 🙂


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